...as compared to the massive continuity of ducks.

tashvi:

'At which point the much-tried Wimsey lay down among the tea-cups and became hysterical.'

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jessy-a-wessy:

Rules of Gate Travel #5: Keep a tissue on hand. 

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vote4holt:

I know Fox and Geese gets a lot of hate (and rightfully so) but the one game that infuriates me above all others is fucking Bul. I mean, at least in Fox and Geese you actually have a little control over the game. You can at least get a strategy going. In Bul you just roll corn randomly and then Jane beats the living shit out of you and wants to play again. NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY AGAIN BUT I HAVE TO IN ORDER TO PROGRESS. IT’S CALLED BUL BECAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT JANE.  SHE KILLS YOU AND SHE’S LIKE “SORRY” OH REALLY BITCH? YOU SORRY? I DONT THINK I BELIEVE YOU, YOU LITTLE DEVIL WORSHIPING, OIL POURING, GUINEA PIG KILLING SPAWN OF SATAN. 



hardythehermitcrab:

someone take my laptop away from me

hardythehermitcrab:

someone take my laptop away from me

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funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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sonarhydrophone:

POG is a cool kid’s game.

Disneyland in 1994 was a crazy time.

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