...as compared to the massive continuity of ducks.

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

(via woodface)



#lol 


jenari:

wildcherrycarrie:

apricotica:

Perfect.

Sad I get this. So sad.

HAHA If by “sad” you mean “awesome”, then yes!

jenari:

wildcherrycarrie:

apricotica:

Perfect.

Sad I get this. So sad.

HAHA If by “sad” you mean “awesome”, then yes!

(via reignofcoffee)

#lol 


Upon Encountering our First Cow
  • I am not sure how it is that Quincy and I have never come across cows before, but we met out first one on Saturday evening while trying to work off some pre-hunt energy. It went a little something like this.
  • Me: Oh, look! what an adorable cow!
  • Eevie (hunting friend): Oh, that's Butter. She's a sweetie.
  • Butter the Cow: Did someone say my name? I shall moo with glee!
  • Quincy: What the eff is that?
  • Me: Relax, Q. It's just a cow.
  • Quincy: Cow?
  • Butter the Cow: Friends! I will come galloping up to say hello!!
  • Quincy: WHAT THE EFFING EFF IS THAT?
  • Butter the Cow: Friend?
  • Quincy: FOE!!
  • Me: Seriously, mare?
  • Quincy: I HAVE SUDDENLY REMEMBERED I AM A FLIGHT ANIMAL. FLEE!!
  • Eevie: OMG are you okay?
  • Me: Yes. We're fine. Let me just let her stand here and think for a minute.
  • Quincy: Cow?
  • Butter the Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Quincy: SATAN'S MINION!!
  • Falcon (Eevie's horse): You are both RIDICULOUS. I am going to eat grass now.
  • Quincy: EXORCIZAMUS TE, OMNIS IMMUNDUS SPIRITUS!!


engage-with-zorp:

Honestly, the Mythbusters could do anything and it would be the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen. I’m at the episode where they yell at yogurt to see if it feels sadness and I’m so fucking into it.

(via thesciencejedi)

#lol 


its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

(via turumpsss)



beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

image

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(via ladyprydian)



speedyegbert:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

in 1881 the state legislature made it official to call is ark-an-saw after two state officials had a dispute over how to pronounce it.

(via deathlyfandoms)






captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

(via thezelbinion)