“Dr. Who and the Daleks” - coming Thursday to RiffTrax VOD!
“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”
palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti
GUYS. THIS WAS A HAUNTED MANSION DINNER PARTY. You have to read this. It’s amazing. -
Read the article. READ THE ARTICLE.
Giant potentially parasite-laden African snails have been sighted in Texas, but how worried should you be?
THEY BETTER NOT SHOW UP IN CALIFORNIA OR I AM MOVING OUT OF HERE.
SCREW DISEASES OR LACK THEREOF. IF THAT THING IS SUCKING ON MY WINDOW, THERE WILL BE FREAKING OUT.
Blake wants the curvaceous, gorgeous Honey in his bed. Now. He’s lusted (but not loved, let’s get that straight) after the luscious woman for months. True, he looks like a bad-boy biker mixed with a player and, yeah, he’s broken a few things in her bar… But only because the guys were hitting on his girl. With no hope of winning her over in sight, he does what any red-blooded werehedgehog would do in his position. He lies.
one of the most futilely frustrating things about fandom is being in it long enough to watch fandom words change meaning
and then being stuck with that pedantic sense of BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT THAT WORD MEANSSSS
DRABBLE, GODDAMNIT. DRABBLE DRABBLE DRABBLE. 100 WORDS EXACTLY. NOT JUST A SHORT FIC. AHHHHHHHHHH.