...as compared to the massive continuity of ducks.

shinkonokokoro:

ragtimeroastbeefy:

probabilityofpsychosis:

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

desmoan:

penotbutter:

darlingkanaya:

outerspacecake:

sweet-bitsy:

jaykaybeethree:

And now, what has been the creepiest thing I have seen all week: a clam eating salt off a table.

Seriously, just watch it.

I don’t understand this is just a video of me eating anything

Okay so the rest of this person’s youtube channel is basically the weirdest mix of One Piece and raw footage of car accidents.  Also, this clam video.

??????????

clam tongue

OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE I WANT LIKE 12

no nO GET IT AWAY IM SCared

Wh-What.

its so cute i want one as a pet.

I don’t know what my feelings are about this. It’s kind of cute. It’s of creepy. It’s kind of surreal, because I’ve never seen a clam do anything but sit there. Being happy.

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING.


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    that’s how my tongue works ;P
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    I feel like the whole time, it’s just like, gurl, imma lick dis salt hurr. Watch me…
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    My mouth fell open and stayed there for a good while
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    This is new
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    So glad I don’t eat seafood….
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    I’m sorry, all you people who were freaked out, but I think this is one of the coolest things I’ve seen tonight.
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    OHMYGOSH.
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